top 10 things that make you feel manly
June 9, 200710. smoking a cigar
9. winning an argument, especially if you know you’re wrong
8. watching sports on tv
7. owning ur friends at any game; monopoly, halo, basketball, oiled greek wrestling
6. listening to a girl moan in your bed
5. making a girl cum
4. killing a huge animal with a rifle
3. pretending to be colin mcrae in a really expensive car
2. 2 girls at once
1. providing for your family
now, because so many men can do this, the number one manliest feeling doesn’t seem exceptionally manly, but it is the kind of thing that you won’t understand fully till it actually happens. if you just think about it for a second, providing for your family is the epitome of being a man, as it fulfills every emotional, social, and even evolutionary need of the male half of our species. it was a hard choice between providing and 2 girls at once, but in the end, i figured that while 2 girls at once might be extremely pleasing, it only impresses half of the population, whereas being a good provider impresses everyone, boys and girls, and we all know that every man wants to be admired.
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; ’cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that’d double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.