Archive for the ‘Television’ Category

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holy shit, i love faded paper figures

March 22, 2008

well, this was a surprise. if anyone has seen the recent lexus ad for the rx350 pebble beach edition, it features this gorgeous electronica track which i decided to search out. after a very brief search, i came across the band faded paper figures who supposedly wrote the song used in the commercial. i then looked up this indie electronica band and lo and behold, they were marvelous. it was like sensual love making in my ear, the kind that makes you tear with joy and not feel like you have to blame it on dust. they sound very much like the postal service which is a fantastic compliment. anyways, i just wanted to say how much i loved these guys. as soon as i find out how, i’m going to buy an album, even though they put all there songs out for free on myspace.com. these guys deserve money for their art and i am more than happy to deliver. fantastic. here’s the ad i first heard them in.

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the tudors

August 21, 2007

after a short period of mourning for the series finale of the sopranos, i took some time to search out a suitable replacement, watching various new series that peaked my interest and even entertaining some shows that didn’t interest me at all. finally, i believe i have found something notable which comes close to satisfying the criteria of a sopranos replacement. that show is the tudors. in case you haven’t heard of it, the show is essentially a historical drama chronicling the life of king henry 8 and his scandalous reign. it airs on showtime on sundays at 10 pm est. the cast is terrific, especially sam neill, who most of you might remember as skeptical paleontologist turned reluctant hero dr. alan grant in jurassic park and regrettably reprising that role in jurassic park 3. other notables include maria doyle kennedy, who plays queen katherine of aragon, and does quite an amazing job. jonathan rhys meyers, taking on the lead role of king henry 8, does a terrible job at looking like the infamous monarch, but performs surprisingly well and convincingly conveys the personality and emotional nuances of the role. the entire cast is in fact very adept and talented and there is not a single one among them that gives me cause to believe they are anything but the characters they play on the show. in fact, the greatest drawback the series faces is the shabby sfx which fall short of even the cgi prowess of pirates; yes, i am referring to the porno. thankfully, the show does not feature heavily in that department, and when it does, there is usually a half naked beauty in the following scene, almost like an apology to the audience. overall, i would suggest this show to anyone who has been wanting in realistic television featuring a plethora of violence, political intrigue, and carnal pleasure. i have decided also to watch rome. it seems to be the hbo equivalent and i am eager to see which show deserves more praise. only time will tell. until then, i am hard pressed not to insist that anyone who reads this blog go and check out the show. there is no doubt in my mind that you will enjoy it, that is unless you are a brain dead imbecile with awful taste and a knack for walking into walls. that includes all of you cw viewers.

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insight in incest

August 11, 2007

thank you, wonder showzen, for this extremely disturbing/hilarious insight into the intricate implications of incest.  wash those dirty hands, boy.

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simpsons avatar

July 26, 2007

i was surfin’ around the simpsons official website and found their avatar creator, which was surprisingly versatile and fun. try it out here!

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adam

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paul

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dan

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happy birthday, carmela

July 5, 2007

i’m paying my respects to the first lady of the new jersey crime family. although edie isn’t really carmela, i can’t imagine her as anything else. she turns 44 today, so happy birthday to my favorite tv mom and may she find success in all her future endeavors. *cough*sopranos movie, please*cough*

carmela soprano
idk, call me gross, but she’s kind of a milf.

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the little ugly that could

July 5, 2007

paul potts may be old news across the pond, but i’ve just caught wind of this ugly little phonograph. his debut performance was, dare i say, inspiring. what makes it even wilder is that it was on britain’s got talent, a reality tv show. i hate reality tv shows, but now i’m torn because without them, this pudgy little cellphone salesman would have missed out on his only chance at happiness. i guess sometimes evil entities do good things.

now, go grab yourself some tissues and clean yourself up, you faggot.

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cosa sopranostra

June 12, 2007

well, my favorite tv show ever has ended and like every other media outlet in the world, it’s time to chime in on the series finale. close your eyes if you haven’t seen it yet. i’ll begin with my thoughts on the series overall, before going into show specifics, to spare those people who have delayed reading comprehension. just like every other loyal sopranos fan, i’m strongly unsettled and unfulfilled by the show’s ending. however, i wouldn’t ask for any other conclusion. being a new jersey resident, there’s a natural affinity for the show, kinda like with kevin smith movies. however, it’s not because new jersey is the setting that makes the show more likable, it’s that chase and his crew do it right. the show isn’t just set in new jersey, new jersey is set in the show. real estate, residents, daily life, scenery, even rutgers, my ISA of choice (though i was unaware that DKE was a recruitment tent for the mob). every aspect rings the ’that’s so true’ bell, but that’s just powdered cocoa on the tiramisu. the true glory of the show is in its amazing attention to realism and detail when crafting characters. while most shows draw up entertaining scripts convenient for plot movement, chase created characters so real that they became the plot, not just tools for the writers to express some gimmick-ridden plotlines. audience members understand why each character acts a certain way. there’s almost no need for suspension of disbelief. every decision is rooted in a personality, which is itself rooted in the story. blended into the realism are the good old philosophical themes that pop up every now and then, the kind of profound ruminating that only the rich can afford. references to psychoanalytic concepts and existential quagmires are scattered throughout the shows run, adding little treats for the millions of bored suburbanites who have often contemplated the very same questions.

now what is the deal with the series finale? many have panned it, some have praised it. i try not to fall under the influence of third-party opinions or my own fanatic loyalty, but i can’t help but believe that it just can’t be helped. while i have already voiced that the finale was unsettling and unfulfilling, it was in fact a very fitting ending. with all the profound undertones the show has set, it’s not difficult to see why chase would end with a ridiculously open-ended conclusion that leaves no one with closure, much like life itself. though the slightly cathartic, if not melodramatic scene of the family’s last sit down to ‘don’t stop believin” was a nice moment of nostalgia for fans, it was certainly restrained in its tearjerking by a stressful uneasiness about the still undetermined fate of tony. a potential bullet waiting to silence every houseshold in the tri-state area could’ve been looming just over the horizon for the connected family man, and yet after building more tension than a teenager about to pop his cherry, we never find out the ultimate fate of america’s favorite capicola consuming dad. but if there’s one thing that drew me to the sopranos more than anything else, it’s the uneasy portrait of life that is so accurately presented, the uncertainty and insecurity of the characters is just as much apart of the audience. whether it be impossibly difficult career decisions or pondering the ultimate purpose of life, none of us know any better than tony and his family. the commiseration between character and audience is nowhere stronger and more prevalent than on this show. disappointed at the ending? wish there were more to it? ultimately unfulfilled? who the fuck isn’t? that’s life and that is the genius of mr. chase and his landmark gangland masterpiece.


“a hundred years from now, we’re dead and gone, people will be watching this fucking thing” – tony soprano