here’s something i recently realized. white people love africans. they love them like they love homeless dogs. they wanna save them all and give ‘em food and clean water, but they would never marry one. awesome! just don’t start altering them…again.
nice negro
ladies, you know it’s true. u’ll fly over and teach them english but u would never bring one home to mommy and daddy. be honest.
garden state plaza
it takes more than six steps to best american ingenuity.
found this on gizmodo, thought it was lolpussiez, decided to post it here. i’m a pussy burglar.
awesome!
thank you, wonder showzen, for this extremely disturbing/hilarious insight into the intricate implications of incest. wash those dirty hands, boy.
in case you don’t know who kaz hirai is, and i don’t really expect you to unless your name is adam, he’s the president and coo of sony computer entertainment (sce). that means he’s pretty much in charge of the playstation 3 and everything related to it. here’s why he’s a man’s man.
what a pro.
the bikini line genie is a new inventive product that helps women get rid of their hair-down-there while preserving the sensitive tissue so that their misogynistic partners can tear it up later. thanks bikini line genie, you’ve made life easier for a lot of women and more enjoyable for a lot of men.
“It works by tucking between your labia majora to cover your more sensitive labia minora, clitoris and blocks off the vaginal opening so no foreign materials may enter; now you may perform your personal grooming safely.”
like, rly, i just got introduced to the most pwning online satire ever. it’s about this pro named jeremy and how he pretty much pwns n00bs. cuz n00bs are like everywhere and somebody has to pwn them, cuz they’re n00bs right, and so jeremy like, goes around just pwning all the n00bs and like, his buddy kyle films it so that other ppl can see him pwning and realize how pro he is when it comes to pwning all the n00bs. also like, there’s all these awesome friends that he has. some of them are n00bs that he pwns, and some of them are also pros that pwn n00bs, and they like hang out and stuff. it’s totally l337. you have to check it out, cuz it’s sooo funny. it’s like pro-funny and if you don’t watch it, you’re pretty much the biggest n00b evr. lol, n00b fag, rolf. also, hopefully they accept my t-shirt designs so i can get like $100 gift card for their noobstore. that would be so pro.
here’s, like, the link to episode 1. cuz if u wanna be a pro, u gotta like start at the beginning
Pure Pwnage: Episode 1 – The Life of a Pro Gamer
here’re, like, my t-shirt designs. they’re totally pro.
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