lolpussiez

found this on gizmodo, thought it was lolpussiez, decided to post it here. i’m a pussy burglar.

awesome!

best blowjob ever

it’s like a desert in my mouth.

insight in incest

thank you, wonder showzen, for this extremely disturbing/hilarious insight into the intricate implications of incest.  wash those dirty hands, boy.

your semen is like a 9mm bullet

this is eerily reminiscent of my saturday nights, only i like to aim for the face.

cum with me if you want to live

following my theme of robots doing human things, here’s a gallery of the terminator model robots getting freaky. this is some weird ass stuff, but weird in that awesome kinda way that makes you wish they would come out with an hd blu-ray t-800 porno. it’s probably already in development somewhere in japan.

if robots continue this pattern of emulating all the baseless faults of humanity, who will we turn to next to cleanse our filth ridden planet of human error? it’s scary to think of a world where people reign free, making mistake after mistake and laying waste to the world they inhabit. good thing we’re not at that point yet, right?

57

i got 57 views today, which is a personal best; but now my traffic graph looks pitiful with a huge spike at the end. need to keep up this trend. here’s a treat to help give ya’ll some incentive to come back and visit more often.

adriana lima

natalie portman

jamie-lynn sigler

all for you guys…and lesbians.

mmmpph…mmmpph!!!

this picture is at once arousing and unsettling.

anne hathaway is awesome

anne hathaway is awesome because instead of letting the paparazzi catch her nips in candid photos, she reveals them on the silver screen where she can then at least write it off as art.  this simple act alone shows how much smarter anne is than all the other starlets in hollywood.  also, it’s obvious to me that anne hathaway is going to be the next julia roberts.  she’s got the same enormous smile and pretty much the same demographic of fans.  i don’t even like julia roberts, but you can’t argue with fame and popularity.

here are some sweet pics from the becoming jane premiere.

mmm mmm good

omaha bitch

this is some crazy french(?) metal band that came up with a video concept that combines the two great passions of any musician and makes them into one super hot, super awesome entity. it’s pretty ingenious. i’ve often dreamt of playing on a 5-piece drum set like the one featured in the video, only i use something different for my drum stick. one day i still hope to accomplish that dream. one day, when universal suffrage is repealed and women’s rights are stripped away like back in the good ol’ days of rock ‘n roll.

technological innovations

the bikini line genie is a new inventive product that helps women get rid of their hair-down-there while preserving the sensitive tissue so that their misogynistic partners can tear it up later. thanks bikini line genie, you’ve made life easier for a lot of women and more enjoyable for a lot of men.

“It works by tucking between your labia majora to cover your more sensitive labia minora, clitoris and blocks off the vaginal opening so no foreign materials may enter; now you may perform your personal grooming safely.”