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i got 57 views today, which is a personal best; but now my traffic graph looks pitiful with a huge spike at the end. need to keep up this trend. here’s a treat to help give ya’ll some incentive to come back and visit more often.

adriana lima

natalie portman

jamie-lynn sigler

all for you guys…and lesbians.

anne hathaway is awesome

anne hathaway is awesome because instead of letting the paparazzi catch her nips in candid photos, she reveals them on the silver screen where she can then at least write it off as art.  this simple act alone shows how much smarter anne is than all the other starlets in hollywood.  also, it’s obvious to me that anne hathaway is going to be the next julia roberts.  she’s got the same enormous smile and pretty much the same demographic of fans.  i don’t even like julia roberts, but you can’t argue with fame and popularity.

here are some sweet pics from the becoming jane premiere.

mmm mmm good

omaha bitch

this is some crazy french(?) metal band that came up with a video concept that combines the two great passions of any musician and makes them into one super hot, super awesome entity. it’s pretty ingenious. i’ve often dreamt of playing on a 5-piece drum set like the one featured in the video, only i use something different for my drum stick. one day i still hope to accomplish that dream. one day, when universal suffrage is repealed and women’s rights are stripped away like back in the good ol’ days of rock ‘n roll.

new 2009 bmw m3 is gorgeous

i’ve just caught some photos of the new 2009 bmw m3 and it is fucking hot. if this sexy beast could drink, i would totally date rape the shit out of it. sadly it cannot, and it’ll take more than questionable tactics from a frat boy play book to get one of these babies in my garage. just like nailing the prom queen in high school, this is one dream that will likely never see the harsh, unforgiving light of reality, but that’s why man invented imagination. it helps to ease our suffering. enjoy these photos!

i did notice that the hood intake bump is kinda weird looking. it’s like that really hot girl who has that strange bump along her nose. it still looks good at certain angles, and really offers no reason why you shouldn’t get inside her as often as possible. (the car)

here is an example of something i would give up to own a new 2009 bmw m3. this guy’s job. (it was really close)

p.s. you smoke that cigarette, adrianna; you put that dirty shaft in your mouth and you suck on it, baby. oh ya, that’s right, just like that.

ggthoughts

thoughts so good, they’re game ending!

while discussing the intrinsic comedic value of an austrian-german accent, a friend and i concocted a humourous hypothetical. an american team builds a needle shaped landing vehicle for an international space mission. they call it a ‘needle lander’. the german word for the netherlands is die niederlande, pronounced needalanda. hilarity ensues as the germans ponder the prudence of returning to holland on the cusp of a manned mars landing. hardy har har guys, ahnold’s not too bright! (just imagine confused exasperated ranting in ahnold’s voice about the incomprehensible decision to return to the netherlands. it’s funny if you want it to be).

“da crazy americans will never make it there!”

nature, in its evolutionary methodology, has provided us with two dialectical urges for survival, one to cooperate and one to compete. as all life must compete for mate selection and resource allocations, we are all competing with one another at some level. however, nature has also selected for us to feel the need to cooperate and to work together in order to forge a better probability of survival for each contributing individual. so we are both competing and cooperating, sometimes alternating between the two, sometimes amalgamating them completely. such is the yin and yang of taoist philosophy, the good and the evil, the right and the wrong, the black and the white. how convenient that evolutionary social theory should pop-up in ancient philosophy. sounds too good to be a coincidence to me, or am i just really high? can’t it be both?

“loser has to worship somewhere else, deal?”

fantastic four 2 delivers the epic feeling that a comic book based movie about intergalactic world devourers should, weaving just enough interpersonal dialogue with unoriginal themes and wild special effects to get audiences really feeling the dread of an impending planet-killing cosmic being. once again, jessica alba just can’t hit the spot, though she still makes us wanna hit hers. julian mcmahon brings too much christian troy to a latverian mad-scientist (i don’t think vic von doom is the kind of man that talks to silver coated aliens like he’s trying to bed them). ioan gruffudd gets my imaginary oscar for this one, followed by chris evans, and then michael chiklis. maybe it was the script these guys had to follow, but these are their rankings in believability. special mention to beau garrett for keeping me interested w/o ever breaking out a single ounce of acting talent. keep up the great body, beau; you’re career depends on it. also, props to the character design team for keeping things discreet. nothing ruins the intimidation of a world devourer like a giant purple helmet with tongs.

you remind me of the word ‘easy’, and i find that appealing.